Ok, I made shepherd's pie and strawberry daiquiris. Let's do this thing.
Rob Lowe is NOT old enough to play someone who's been an attorney for 30 years.
Jim's running dialogue:
Hah, I love Rob Lowe.
Jim: Oh is this her in her hoodie?
Elizabeth Mitchell? Who the fuck does she play?
I can't believe they had to do a Lifetime movie and they couldn't make a blockbuster out of this bad boy.
Elizabeth Mitchell... who is that?
Tot mom!!
[Break to get seconds]
I guess the real Jeff Ashton is going to be watching. He's really put on some weight since he retired. He also has like 6 kids from different women.
Dude. Florida, man. Everyone has pools.
[Jim is googling how tall Judge Perry is.]
I could've fuckin' won this case, dude. I really could've.
[The commercial for the show after this one just got Jim JAZZED.]
THE END
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